Look, I'm just saying, you know that MBMBAM bit where they're reading this YAHOO! Answers thing and Griffin McElroy mocks the guy who was waxing rhapsodic about how sensual mangoes are?
I GET it, Yahoo dude. I GET it. But you can't just say that shit. You gotta show the people the mango. Let them see the firm, plump flesh and the dripping juices, imagine the sweet and spicy taste and the yielding yellow fruit, wrapped up in a golden ripe skin with a scarlet blush that brings to mind the color of sunset on the beach, tinged with just enough green to bring to mind the fronds of a palm tree leaning heavily under the weight of the coconuts hanging from its trunk.
Then they'll understand.
- Clef
Who should clarify they have no sexual attraction to mangoes.






